Your Daily Nibble of Pointless Things

Lyric Debate '07

2007-04-10T12:47:00.000-07:00

Hi all, I love the debates on here regarding gramatics, and I appreciate everyone's thoughts and comments. Thanks. Keep it up.

'American Doll Posse' lyrics

2007-03-19T19:13:00.001-07:00

Well all, you've waited for so long now, and though I can't give you the actual music––because Epic would hunt me down and...well...who knows!––I've done my best to get you the lyrics. Let the record state that these are what I hear & may or may not be the accurate lyrics Tori ends up publishing with the CD.

After hearing a copy of the new Tori album multiple times, these are lyrics I've managed to figure out. They're about 94.7% accurate...but we all know Tori-speak and how impossible it can be to understand at times. Honestly, I think her speech impediment just gets worse with age.

Anywho, there are a few words in a couple of the tracks that I really just can't understand––those you'll find in red within the track postings. Some sound like they could be multiple words, and some just don't sound like English! Do with these lyrics what you will. It took some time to figure out, and they are quite accurate! Tori would be so proud...after she got done being angry that I leaked her lyrics. Love you, T!

NOTE: I have not included SECRET SPELL or ALMOST ROSEY because I don't care for either track and didn't want to put forth the effort. Sorry. Also, please feel free to leave any comments or corrections. This is an amazing album, and you're all going to enjoy it! It flows like 'Pele,' rocks like 'Choirgirl,' and has elements of 'Pink,'...and even 'Y KAN'T TORI READ?.'

track 1) YO, GEORGE

2007-03-19T19:11:00.000-07:00

I salute to you Commander/ And I sneeze/ Cause I have now an allergy/ To your policies it seems/ Where have we gone wrong America/ Mr. Lincoln we can’t seem to find you anywhere/ Out of the millions/ From the desserts to the mountains/ Over prairies to the shores/ Is this just the madness of King George/ Yo George/ Is this just the madness of King George/ Yo George/ Well you have the whole nation on all fours•

track 2) BIG WHEEL

2007-03-19T19:10:00.001-07:00

I’ve been on the other side/ Got my lips smacked/ Now they’re dry/ Then you/ Call me/ Call me in/ You think I am your possession/ You’re messing with a Southern girl/ But my recipe is on/ With your stale bread/ Yeah it’s hot/ But baby I don’t need your cash/ So baby maybe I’ll let your/ Big wheel turn my fantasy/ Don’t you throw your shade on me/ I’ve been drinking down your pain/I’m gonna turn that whiskey into rain/ Wash it away/ Wash it away/ Wash you away boy/ Let's go/ I’ve been on my knees/ But you’re so hard to please/ Did you take me/ Take me in/ So you are a superstar/ Get off the cross/ We need the wood/ Somehow you will rise/ But with attitude/ I know honey you’re a pro/ But baby I don’t need your cash/ Momma got it all in hand now/ Big wheel turn my fantasy/ Don’t you throw that shade on me/ I’ve been drinking down your pain/ You go turn that whiskey into rain/ Wash it away/ Wash it away boy/ Wash you away now/ Gimme-8/ Gimme-7/ Gimme-6/ Gimme-5/ Gimme-4/ Gimme-3/ I-I-I am a M-I-L-F/ Don’t you forget/ M-I-L-F/ Don’t you forget/ M-I-L-F/ Don’t you forget/ Baby I don’t need your cash/ So baby maybe I’ll let your/ Big wheel turn my fantasy/ Don’t you throw that shade on me/ I’ve been drinking down your pain/ I’m gonna turn that whiskey into rain/Big wheel turn my fantasy/ Don’t you throw your shade on me/ I’ve been drinking down your pain/I’m gonna turn that whiskey into rain/ I’m gonna turn your whiskey/ Boy into rain/ Wash you away / Wash you away boy / Wash you down / Big wheel•

track 3) BOUNCING OFF CLOUDS

2007-03-19T19:09:00.001-07:00

Bouncing off of clouds/ We were/ Is there a lone lost-and-found/ Make it easy/ Make this easy/ It’s not as heavy as it seems/ Wrapped in metal/ Wrapped in ivy/ Painted in mint ice cream/ We could bouncing off the top of this cloud/ (I’ve put on my silver)/ Bouncing off the top of this cloud/ Failure to respond worked/ I talked but did you listen/ Bouncing off the top of this cloud/ (I’ve put on my silver)/ Ooh but would you say has it come to this/ (I’ve put on my silver)/ Bouncing off the top of this cloud/ Well you can stare all day at the sky/ But that won’t bring him back/ That won’t bring him back/ You say you’re waiting on fate/ But I think fate is not/ I think we decide/ Where we take our lives/ Make it easy/ Easy/ Easy/ We could make this easy/ Easy love/ Easy/ We could make this easy/ Make this easy/ It’s not as heavy as it seems/ Make this easy/ Make this easy/ It’s not as heavy as it seems/ Wrapped in metal/ Wrapped in ivy/ Big umbrellas smiling/ We could bouncing off the top of this cloud/ (I’ve put on my silver)/ Ooh but would you say has it come to this/ (I’ve put on my silver)/ Bouncing off the top of this cloud/ (I’ve put on my silver)/ Ooh but would you say has it come to this/ (I’ve put on my silver)/ Bouncing off of clouds/ We were•

track 4) TEENAGE HUSTLING

2007-03-19T19:07:00.001-07:00

You think you can come around here/ All up in his face/ All up in my world/ You better know/ You better know/ You better know-oh-oh/ How much you do/ How much you do/ How much you do-oh-oh/ You better know/ You better know/ You better know-oh-oh/ How much you do/ How much do/ I’m a joke/ You gotta right/ You gotta right/ To know/ You gotta right/ You gotta right/ To know/ Me and my teenage hustling/ I’ve been working it since I was 14/ Me and my teenage hustling/ I’ve been working it since I was 14/ Me and my teenage hustling/ It’s gonna save me/ Save me/ Save me/ Save me/ Save me/ Save me/ Save me/ Save me/ From your dirty dealings/ You’re a dirty girl/ You’re such a dirty girl/ You better know/ You better know/ You better know-oh-oh/ How much you do/ How much you do/ How much you do-oh-oh/ You better know/ You better know/ You better know-oh-oh/ How much you do/ How much do/ I’m a joke/ Maybe the weight of this accident/ Comes back to your gossip/ With a ferocious strategy/ You play wounded in his cockpit/ But I think that you forgot/ My days of teenage hustling/ You better know/ You better know/ You better know-oh-oh/ How much you do/ How much you do/ How much you do-oh-oh/ You better know/ You better know/ You better know-oh-oh/ How much you do/ How much do/ I’m a joke/ You gotta right/ You gotta right to know/ You gotta right/ You gotta right to know/ You gotta right/ You gotta right to know/ Me and my teenage hustling/ I’ve been working it since I was 14/ Me and my teenage hustling/ I’ve been working it since I was 14/ But you’ve been skanking around/ With your talentless trash/ You only shoot blanks/ At your cock-sure best/ Me and my teenage hustling/ Me and my teenage hustling/ It’s gonna save me/ Save me/ Save me/ Save me/ From your dirty dealings/ Now I don’t mind a dirty girl/ Said I don’t mind/ A dirty girl/ You better know/ You better know/ You better know-oh-oh/ How much you do/ How much you do/ How much you do-oh-oh/ You better know/ You better know/ You better know-oh-oh/ How much you do/ How much you do•

track 5) DIGITAL GHOST

2007-03-19T19:04:00.000-07:00

It started as a joke/ Just one of my lucks to see/ If somehow I could reach you/ So I swam onto your shores/ Through an open window/ Only to find you all alone/ Curled up with machines/ Now it seems you’re slipping/ Out to the land of the ravine/ Just take a closer look/ Take a closer look/ At what it is that’s really haunting you/ I hear to trust you/ Not this digital ghost/ Look I fear there’s only so much time/ Cause the you I knew is fading away/ Hands/ Lay them on my keys/ Let me play you again/ I am not immune to you/ And find me there and yet/ I won’t go even if he/ Your heart only beats once/ And switch you on my friend/ Pull you from that wreckage/ But only you can fight against these/ Take a closer look/ Just take a closer look/ At what it is that’s really haunting you/ I hear to trust you/ Not this digital ghost/ Well I fear there’s only so much time/ Cause the you I knew is fading away/ Fading/ Fading/ Fading away•

track 6) YOU CAN BRING YOUR DOG

2007-03-19T17:38:00.001-07:00

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-aye/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-aye/ You can bring your dog/ I got three/ He can play the wolf/ For the evening/ If you were to get lost/ Behind these lights/ Ain’t that a good thing/ Ain’t that a good thing/ Ain’t that a good thing/ Cause I’m not making any promises/ I’m not living to be the Mrs./ I’m not making any promises honey/ But you still got that something/ Pretty boy/ You still got that something/ Yes you might/ You still got that something/ Oh This I know/ Uh this I know/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-aye/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-aye/ That one fancies herself as a black lab/ I hear that your old flame is a pure breed/ Me I guess/ You could say I’m a Siamese/ Ain’t that a good thing/ Ain’t that a good thing/ Ain’t that a good thing/ Cause I’m not making any promises/ You’ll be too busy boy/ To sue her for damages/ I’m not making any promises honey/ But you still got that something/ Pretty boy/ You still got that something/ Yes you might/ You still got that something/ Oh this I know/ Uh this I know/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-aye/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-aye/ You can bring your dog anytime/ You can bring your dog/ You can bring your dog/ You can bring them all/ You can bring your mom/ Ah ah bring your bog/ Baby baby/ Please man/ Bring your dog/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-aye/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-aye/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh/ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-aye•

track 7) MR. BAD MAN

2007-03-19T17:36:00.002-07:00

He’s a bad man/ Mr. Bad Man/ And she had enough of him/ So the walls try/ To dry her eyes/ Cause the bad man/ Made her cry/ But every day/ I know that I may just/ Be closer to the scene/ Frozen wax/ Words they/ Then soldiers/ Would lay down/ Their swords for ?/ And they come in every color/ And flavor too/ Do-do-do-de-do-do-do/ Do-do-do-de-do-do-do/ And flavor too/ Do-do-do-de-do-do-do/ Do-do-do-de-do-do-do/ There’s a gold star/ (There’s a gold star)/ On a Gendarme/ (On a Gendarme)/ So she asked him/ Hey can you hold my sucker/ It’s the one piece/ That I got left/ So hide it well she said/ He’s a bad man/ (Just a bad bad man)/ Mr. Bad Man/ (Such a bad man)/ And she had enough of him/ So the walls try/ To dry her eyes/ Cause the bad man/ Made her cry/ But every day/ I know that I may just/ Be closer to the scene/ Frozen wax/ Words they/ Then soldiers/ Would lay down/ Their swords for ?/ And they come in every color/ And flavor too/ Do-do-do-de-do-do-do/ Do-do-do-de-do-do-do/ And flavor too/ Do-do-do-de-do-do-do/ Do-do-do-de-do-do-do/ And flavor too/ Do-do-do-de-do-do-do/ Do-do-do-de-do-do-do•

track 8) FAT SLUT

2007-03-19T17:36:00.001-07:00

Fat slut/ You said/ What luck/ I said/ To be stuck/ In your/ Your happy family/ Well don’t you dare/ I said/ Uh judge me/ You go and/ And stick it in/ Somewhere/ I’m/ I’m sick of hearing it/ You go/ Stick it in somewhere/ I’m sick of hearing it•

track 9) GIRL DISAPPEARING

2007-03-19T17:33:00.002-07:00

7 AM/ So it begins again/ One ? favor in familiar silhouettes/ Left whip and chains behind/ I’m boycotting trends/ It’s my new look this season/ Riding on backs of palominos/ Primed for an attack/ It’s as good/ As good as it gets/ With girl disappearing/ But on a ?/ Cause she’s right in front of me/ A girl disappearing/ To some secret prison/ Behind her eyes she whispers/ Big surprise there is/ No protection ?/ The serpent lied/ So I’m running to a constellation/ Where they can still see you/ Envy can spread herself so thinly/ She slipped in before I could notice it/ In my own world/ Blood in the cherries/ Are when they pit women against feminists/ Riding on backs of palominos/ Did she ?/ Walking her hell/ On that red carpet/ With girl disappearing/ But on a ? / Cause she’s right in front of me/ A girl disappearing/ To some secret prison/ But she’s right in front of me/ A girl disappearing/ To some secret prison/ Behind her eyes she whispers/ Big surprise there is/ No protection ?/ The serpent lied/ So I’m running to a constellation / Where they can still see you/ Then I’m running to/ If that’s a consolation/ Cause I can still see you•

track 11) DEVILS AND GODS

2007-03-19T17:33:00.001-07:00

Devils and gods/ Now that’s an idea/ But if we believe/ That it’s they who decide/ That’s the ultimate detractor of crimes/ Cause devils and gods/ They are you and I/ Devils and gods/ They are you and I/ Devils and gods/ Safe and inside•

track 12) BODY AND SOUL

2007-03-19T17:32:00.000-07:00

(So you got co-communion)/ (So you got co-communion)/ (So you got co-communion)/ I have waited all my life/ You say you were bona fide/ To be my judge/ Lay your law down/ On me love/ Seven devils bring the moon/ I have left my weapons/ Cause I think you were wrong/ These devils of yours/ Might need love/ Come and get with me/ Body and soul/ Come and kneel with me/ Body and soul/ Come and kneel with me/ Body and soul/ Body and soul/ / Body and soul/ (So you got co-communion)/ (So you got co-communion)/ In my temple/ Boy be warned/ Violence doesn’t have a home/ Now well ecstasy/ That’s as pure as a woman’s gold/ Seven devils bring the moon/ I have left my weapons/ Cause I think you were wrong/ These devils of yours/ They need love/ Come and kneel with me/ Body and soul/ Come and kneel with me/ Body and soul/ Come and kneel with me/ Body and soul/ Come and kneel with me/ Body and soul/ Body and soul/ Body and soul/ I’ll save you from that Sunday sermon/ Boy I think you need a confession/ Body and soul/ Body and soul/ Come and kneel with me/ Body and soul/ Come and kneel with me/ Body and soul/ Come and kneel with me/ Body and soul/ Body and soul/ Body and soul/ Body and soul•

track 13) FATHER'S SON

2007-03-19T17:30:00.002-07:00

Steady girl on your feet/ (Steady girl on your feet)/ You and your wonderings/ (You and your wonderings)/ Bread can feed a few/ (Bread can feed a few)/ So can some cartoons/ So it ends/ So it begins/ Ah my father’s son/ Plant another seed of hate/ In a trusting virgin gun/ Steady girl for the show/ (Steady girl for the show)/ Got a versus god ringside/ (Got a versus god ringside)/ Littered with corpses/ Neither god can forgive/ So the desert proves/ (So the desert proves)/ Strawberry canned dust/ (Strawberry canned dust)/ Can you blame nature/ (Can you blame nature)/ If she’s had enough of us/ So it ends/ So it begins/ Ah my father’s son/ Plant another seed of hate/ In a trusting virgin gun/ Steady boy watch them pray/ To you I suspect/ If you keep my flesh firm/ I’ll ready those sacraments/ So it ends/ So it begins/ Ah my father’s son/ So it ends/ So it begins/ Ah my father’s son/ Plant another seed of hate/ In another father’s son•

track 14) PROGRAMMABLE SODA

2007-03-19T17:30:00.001-07:00

Think of me as programmable soda/ Too much cherry/ Baby then you can just add cola/ Think of as programmable soda/ Cause you can/ Can be a cruel fella/ So OK/ Then I just back of the vanilla/ Think of me as programmable soda/ Cause I’ve come/ I’ve come to accept that/ For lovelies/ You are a fanatic/ But I can’t/ I can’t let that throw me/ Into a genital pa-pa-panic/ Think of me as programmable soda/ Too much cherry/ Baby then you can just add cola/ Think of me as programmable soda/ When you think/ And boy when you drink/ When you think of me•

track 15) CODE RED

2007-03-19T17:24:00.000-07:00

Some say that I will/ And some say I won’t/ Victory is an elusive whore/ She is as easily mine/ As she is yours/ Slip and slide my way through this charade/ I know all the players/ And I must say/ Do this long enough/ You’ll get a taste for it/ Do this last one/ And I promise somehow/ Even trouble boy / You’re beyond/ What you’ve stole now/ We have given ? / Code red staring/ Code red staring at me/ Well sometimes you do/ And sometimes you don’t/ Sometimes I love myself best of all/ Do this long enough/ You’ll get a taste for it/ A 6-pack of Coke/ And a bottle of Jack/ Whatever you do/ He said look after that yeah/ Be trusted and ?/ Could be worse than that/ Do this last one/ And I’ll promise ?/ Even trouble boy ?/ You’re beyond What you stole now/ We have given ?/ Code red staring/ Code red still rings/ Code red/ Come on baby/ I can drink you down/ And I have my Jack/ To turn to well/ Since you won’t give them ??/ Do this last one/ And I’ll promise ?/ Leave your trouble boy/ You’re beyond/ Do this last one/ And I’ll promise somehow/ Leave your trouble boy/ You’re beyond/ What you stole now/ We have given ?/ Code red/ Code red/ Code red staring at me•

track 16) ROOSTERSPUR BRIDGE

2007-03-19T17:23:00.000-07:00

Somewhere down past Roosterspur Bridge/ Perhaps just a trick of the light/ I thought I heard the sweetest guitar/ Was it a rock-and-roll Jesus/ Sometimes I think/ I think I understand the fear in the boy/ The fire in the man/ Sometimes I watch the wonder in your eyes/ That and you leaving/ I have memorized/ That and you leaving/ I have memorized/ Drove all night/ Through sliding rock falls/ Thinking I'd find/ Something that we lost/ Can’t remember when you stopped laughing/ Or when I stopped wanting to live/ Sometimes I think/ I think I understand the fear in the boy/ The fire in the man/ Sometimes I watch the wonder in your eyes/ That and you leaving/ I have memorized/ Do you even see me now/ Do you think of us still/ Do I always rip things up/ Before our day's deliverance/ On Roosterspur Bridge/ Sometimes I think/ I think I understand the fear in the boy/ The fire in the man/ Sometimes I watch the wonder in your eyes/ That and you leaving/ I have memorized/ That and you leaving/ That and you leaving/ I have memorized•

track 17) BEAUTY OF SPEED

2007-03-19T17:20:00.000-07:00

It came through the canopy/ A need to find a crack in a gauge/ The last thing/ A look you gave/ And then we tumbled out of control/ I tried to strike a deal with the Universe/ Me and my deals with the Universe/ Smacked upside of the head/ With a hush of D-Raid/ So simple last evening/ The beauty of speed/ Afraid we’ve been changing/ In a way I was in love then/ Feel those colors changing/ The beauty of speed/ I’m coming back for my heart/ Out of a black-and-white world/ Past a shooting star/ The beauty of speed/ See the colors changing/ See the colors changing/ See the colors changing/ But even still/ I was built to tolerate your temperature/ It fluctuates/ So I must break/ Through the bleak of winter/ Through your latest barrier/ Your latest barrier/ Smacked upside of the head/ With a hush of D-Raid/ So simple last evening/ The beauty of speed/ Afraid we’ve been changing/ In a way I was in love then/ Feel those colors changing/ The beauty of speed/ I’m coming back for my heart/ Out of my black-and-white world/ Past a shooting star/ The beauty of speed/ See the colors changing/ See the colors changing/ See the colors changing/ See the colors changing/ See the colors changing/ See the colors changing/ Change/ Change/ Change/ I see the colors changing/ Afraid we’ve been changing/ In a way I was in love then/ Feel those colors changing/ The beauty of speed•

track 19) VELVET REVOLUTION

2007-03-19T17:19:00.000-07:00

Feeling radical in cotton/ Purified in my Satin/ But the bomb of the season/ Is a velvet revolution/ Ay-eee/ Look at the sky/ And feel the tears/ Of the prophets crying/ Ay-eee/ Look at the sky/ And feel the rain/ Their reign of tears/ Feeling radical in cotton/ Purified in my Satin/ But the bomb of the season/ Is a velvet revolution/ All you killers of the children/ There’s a new commandment/ The true divine creator/ Wants a velvet revolution/ All you killers of the children/ There’s a new commandment/ The true divine creator/ Wants a velvet revolution•

track 20) THE DARK SIDE OF THE SUN

2007-03-19T17:17:00.000-07:00

Is there a way out of this/ If there is I don’t see it/ Can Heaven & Hell coexist/ Not when both battle for dominance/ Brush back my tears and you said girl/ We have to soldier on/ Yes girl/ Even when we don’t feel strong/ So how many young men/ Have to lay down their life/ And their love of their woman/ For some sick promise of a haven/ The lies go back now to the garden/ Even before horses say no thanks and run/ We’re on the dark side of the sun/ We’re on the dark side of the sun/ Dark side/ Soon there’ll be fast food on the moon/ Painted in neon with for sale signs up/ You say I’m more afraid/ Of what tomorrow could bring to us/ Brush back my tears and you said girl/ We have to soldier on/ Yes girl/ Even when we don’t feel strong/ So how many young men/ Have to lay down their life/ And their of love of their woman/ For some sick promise of a haven/ Bush has been their on the mountain/ Abraham & Ishmael didn’t make the club/ We’re on the dark side of the sun/ We’re on the dark side of the sun/ We’re on the dark side of the sun/ Sun/ Sun/ Sun/ Of the sun•