Monday, March 19, 2007

'American Doll Posse' lyrics





Well all, you've waited for so long now, and though I can't give you the actual music––because Epic would hunt me down and...well...who knows!––I've done my best to get you the lyrics. Let the record state that these are what I hear & may or may not be the accurate lyrics Tori ends up publishing with the CD.



After hearing a copy of the new Tori album multiple times, these are lyrics I've managed to figure out. They're about 94.7% accurate...but we all know Tori-speak and how impossible it can be to understand at times. Honestly, I think her speech impediment just gets worse with age.



Anywho, there are a few words in a couple of the tracks that I really just can't understand––those you'll find in red within the track postings. Some sound like they could be multiple words, and some just don't sound like English! Do with these lyrics what you will. It took some time to figure out, and they are quite accurate! Tori would be so proud...after she got done being angry that I leaked her lyrics. Love you, T!


NOTE: I have not included SECRET SPELL or ALMOST ROSEY because I don't care for either track and didn't want to put forth the effort. Sorry. Also, please feel free to leave any comments or corrections. This is an amazing album, and you're all going to enjoy it! It flows like 'Pele,' rocks like 'Choirgirl,' and has elements of 'Pink,'...and even 'Y KAN'T TORI READ?.'

15 comments:

elisantics said...

Oh you're my hero!

anthony pepe said...

Oh crap... I actually had hope for this one.
There are too many horrible lines to even list. she just repeats cliches, makes no sense... It's like 9th grade poetry. I'm mortified.

Soma said...

wow thanks!

Anonymous said...

very warmly appreciated.
whether I like it or not remains to be seen, but I do like a little mental masturbation leading up to the release :)

Aren said...

THANK YOU!!! i've been waiting impatiently for some news.

so amazing, thanks again!!

roubish said...

Woohoo. Thanks! I have to say I didn't read most of the lyrics since I like to discover them with the music.

Any small descriptions on the actual sound of the album? You r favorites?

Alison Stine said...

Are those pictures new as well? Thank you.

tu peor pesadilla.. said...

I really thinks this is a lack of respect for Tori's music, you shouldn't be so proud about it...well, just if it's ilegal.

Tori 'This & Thats' said...

How in the hell do you think this is disrespectful...or better yet, prideful??!! It's lyrics...not the music on the album!! If anything, it's flattering that someone's taken the time to decipher and post her lyrics. This creates pre-album frenzy, which equals record sales. Think about what you say before you post, please. Thank you.

Edu said...

it wouldn't be so bad if you could somehow point us in a direction of where to find the music.. you know, we're going to buy it anyway *winks*
all right.. I can pay..
I'll sleep with you..
I'll.. do your homework.!!!!!
=(
maybe just one tiny song? =)!
no?
yes!?
:D!!!!!
did I mention that I love you so much?

Anonymous said...

Is Track #10, Secret Spell, going to be deciphered at some point?

Kris Kelly said...

are you crazy ?? almost rosey rocks ! came here to compare lyrics but you were too lazy ... shame shame shame

Jerry said...
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Jerry said...

kristopher, I posted what I think are the "Almost Rosey" lyrics on the April 10th thread.

Unknown said...

I didn't know where to post this but I got it---Smokey Joe--

Smokey Joe you're calling at the station,
"if I kill him there are complications"
I did not ask for this
"Oh but Love yes you did"

maybe it terrifies me
this quiet siege
maybe it terrifies me

It's too easy
It's too easy
to wish you harm

you through black ice
at the bottom of the river

Smokey Joe hey what's a revelation
"That one's past is not a destination
It is a road for fools
who need empty approvals"

My dark twin
the annihilating Feminine
does not need
civilizing

maybe it terrifies me
this quiet siege
maybe it terrifies me

It's too easy
It's too easy
to wish you harm

you through black ice
at the bottom of the river

Smokey Joe hey can you pass the pipe
you have been blessed now go be wise.
"It is a coward who will say he's not afraid
of dying when clearly he is potently alive"

A song less robin
she became
He stole my sister Clitorises.
These silken rubber gloves
choking his vitriolic tongue


maybe it terrifies me
this quiet siege
maybe it terrifies me
this quiet siege

It's too easy
It's too easy
to wish you harm

you through black ice
at the bottom of the river

Smokey Joe is calling at the station
Calling at the station